Made in the USA – a collector’s retrospective

Duncan Phillips pioneered the collection of American art. He did so at a time when most of the world was loathe to admit Americans could create or even appreciate art. From the 1920s until his death in 1966, he built not only one of the most celebrated publicly displayed collections, but also the foundation of a modern American art movement. He gave American artists, collectors, and critics a basis for self-assertion—and ultimately, self-determination. It’s not an exaggeration to say that American art wouldn’t be thriving as it is had Duncan Phillips never been born.

So if ever a collection was begging for a retrospective, it would be the Phillips. Today that retrospective begins.

Made In The USA runs from March 1st to August 31st at the Phillips public gallery in Washington’s Dupont Circle. It features the cream of the Phillips collection of American art, created between 1850 and 1970, with more than 100 artists represented. Winslow Homer, Georgia O’Keefe, Alexander Calder, and Mark Rothko are just some of the masters on display. The works are curated thematically, with not a few obscure works by lesser known artists hung in concert with their more eminent contemporaries. This is no accident—Duncan Phillips made it his business during his lifetime to seek out emerging artists, particularly self-taught ones, and both his museum and this exhibition happily reflects that.

With more than a century of the evolution of American art available for review, a visitor to Made In The USA has a rare opportunity to absorb the infancy, growth, and maturity of a uniquely American movement. Of course, American art hardly ceased to flower in the seventies; indeed, many of us are convinced that millennial art, influenced and informed by the contraction of the global digital village, is among the most exciting ever created.

But that’s a retrospective for a later age. For now we honor and celebrate the art that Duncan himself honored and celebrated. Because without that, and without him, modern American art might be nothing but a contradiction in terms.

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Michael Sam and our changing minds

Michael Sam hasn’t changed any minds. He hasn’t single-handedly brought on any revolutions in sports or relationships or the way we think and talk about sexuality. He just took a leap of faith and spoke honestly about himself. He was fortunate to have done so at a time when enough minds have changed on their own already, so that his very public coming out was met with more support and understanding than he might have been expecting.

It surely hasn’t been universal, that support and understanding, and those changed minds. We’ve talked before about how some minds can’t or won’t change, and more’s the pity. But even the most jaded observer has to see that the small minds are in the minority—maybe even a drastic minority. A much larger minority are thoroughly, vocally supportive of Michael Sam, and of anyone willing to risk their careers and reputations in furtherance of equality. Good for that larger minority, I say, but I’m even more interested in an even larger group, the one I think is the hands-down majority.

Most people, I think, will if they’re interested in football judge Sam based only on his gridiron performance. If they’re not sports fans, then they’ll probably not judge him at all. Because I think most people—and these are the people who’ve most benefited from the inexorable changing of minds—really don’t care about other people’s sex lives.

It sounds so basic, so simple. In time, it will be; invisibly so. For now it’s still a sea-change, and it should be celebrated as such. We’re still tainted by puritanism, in the U.S. at least, and it’s taken a lot of society-wide growing up to get to the point where we can almost let that go. We’re far from done with the process, as it happens, and there’s nothing to guarantee we won’t backslide into the days when we felt right minding each other’s business and when it was okay to persecute people for being themselves. But for now it feels as though we’re leaving that behind, heading in a much better direction.

Change like this is a journey. We’ve been on it a long time. Maybe it started at Stonewall. More likely it started everywhere at once, in a very small, almost unnoticeable way. Maybe it starts for everyone, if they let it, when they look around with open eyes and notice for the first time that there are gay people everywhere, and some of them are quite close to us.

Having that realization means a decision is necessary. We have to decide how we’ll react to it. The choice is pretty stark: either reject that certain undeniable percentage of friends, family, coworkers and peers. Or accept them for who they are.

Again, I’m not saying acceptance is across the board. Far from it. But there’s more acceptance now than ever before, and that’s heartening. It was heartening to see students and alum of the University of Missouri forming a human chain a half-mile long, to keep haters and protesters away from Michael Sam and his teammates accepting their Cotton Bowl trophy on Saturday.

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And it was heartening to see one Dallas sportscaster, Dale Hansen, defy expectation and Texas stereotype with an on-air commentary that was nothing less than breathtaking. Chances are you’ve seen the video—millions have the world over. But it’s worth watching again, so I’ve embedded it below.

I can’t predict what will happen with Michael Sam’s career. Maybe professional football, in character and content, just isn’t in step with larger society’s creep toward equality, so maybe Michael Sam won’t have a career at all. I hope that’s not the case, but the possibility certainly exists.

Or maybe it will be like the American military. We were warned in the scariest possible terms that the acceptance of gays in the military would destroy the institution. The people saying that probably believed it, too. But the people at the point of that spear greeted it with a yawn. They’re of that generation and of that mindset that aren’t frightened or put off by differences. They seemed to adapt seamlessly to a new, inclusive military. Maybe the same will happen in the NFL.

If not, then it’ll be as clear as ever that this journey isn’t over, and we have a ways to go before we can use the word “equality” without at least a hint of irony. So be it.

I regret we haven’t reached the end of this road but I’m grateful we’ve moved so far down it. I’m grateful that people around me, people I care about, are much less likely to be persecuted for simply being who they are, than ever before in my country’s history.

And I’m grateful beyond words to live in an age where an aging white Southern gentleman is empowered to look into a camera and say of Michael Sam, “I think it’s time to celebrate him now.”

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RIP Shirley Temple Black (April 23, 1928 – February 10, 2014)

There aren’t many left from the golden era (i.e., Depression-era) of Hollywood. And there aren’t many left from that first generation of child actors. In both categories, perhaps in every category, Little Miss Miracle stood alone.

The story of child actors is usually an unhappy one, yet Shirley Jane Temple seemed to avoid the worst of that. First appearing in film at age three, a star by age five, she dominated the screen, appearing in nearly 50 movies in just five years, and is commonly credited with saving 20th Century Fox studios from bankruptcy. She did hit the adolescent road-block common to many precocious performers: as a teenager, she just wasn’t the same sought-after commodity she’d been as a toddler. By the time she was 17, her acting career had all but petered out.

In the years following WWII she embraced a much more private role, that of wife and mother of three children. She was married twice; her second marriage, to Charles Black, lasted from 1950 to his death in 2004. She returned to acting once, in the late ’50s, narrating and occasionally performing on NBC in Shirley Temple’s Storybook. In the 1970s, though, she found what might have been her greatest calling: diplomacy and public service. She served as U.S. Ambassador to Ghana and Czechoslovakia, was part of the American delegation to the U.N., and was the first woman to hold the office of Chief of Protocol.

The government and people of the U.S. owe her thanks and honors for her years of dedicated service, and no doubt that’s deservedly forthcoming.

But proper or not, we’ll mostly remember her for something else. We’ll remember her for dimples and dance, for singing and sunny optimism. We’ll remember that her childhood was—if not nonexistent then at least far different from most of our own, lived out largely in the public eye, in adoration, in a very successful bid to ease minds and hearts in very uncertain times. She deserves a lot of thanks for that too.

And she certainly has it. Shirley Temple Black died at home in Woodside, California of natural causes on Monday, February 10th, surrounded by family.

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Is Woody Allen a monster?

This is what scares me about serving on a jury. This is why I’d never want to be a police detective, or a prosecutor, or work in any field where lives and reputations depend on quick and sure recognition of liars. I tell myself I’m a great judge of character and that I know the truth when I hear it—but the truth is, there are liars whose skill at evasion greatly overpower my skill at detection. And this means that with some cases, some real-life examples of horror and depravity, I’m unlikely to ever know the truth.

In the case of Woody Allen and his adopted daughter Dylan, someone is lying. I just don’t know who it is.

In August 1992, when Dylan was 7 years old, her parents Woody Allen and Mia Farrow were going through an ugly, acrimonious break-up. In the midst of that, Allen visited Farrow and her many children (some of them, not all, were also Allen’s) at the family’s country home in Bridgewater, Connecticut. This was just a few months after the public revelation that Allen, then 55, was leaving Farrow for her 22-year-old daughter Soon-Yi (who’d been adopted by Farrow and her then-husband, composer André Previn).

Those facts are not in dispute. What happened next very much is.

Either something unspeakable happened in that house, specifically in the attic—or, if you’d believe Allen’s version, nothing untoward happened at all. Either Allen utterly betrayed the very ideal of fatherhood, or Mia Farrow molded and used her daughter as a pawn in a family’s disintegration.

As repugnant as it is (no matter which version is true), it’s not at all an unusual scenario. It’s being played out right now, in courtrooms and behind closed family doors, all around the world. The difference here is that from 1992 right up to the present day, this one is being played and replayed in tabloids, talk-shows and online, in front of us all.

In late January, Robert Weide, who’d directed a PBS documentary on Woody Allen, authored a Daily Beast piece on this story, coming down definitively on Allen’s side. In particular, he cited both inconsistencies in Mia Farrow’s statements and actions, and court records which found the allegations “inconclusive;” to suggest that Woody Allen had been unfairly accused. In much the same vein, Allen himself has just published an op-ed in the New York Times, which he says will be his “final word on the matter.” Like Weide, he paints Farrow as a manipulative liar; like Weide, he cites as convincing the fact that he, Allen, took and passed a lie-detector test, while Farrow refused to submit to one.

On the somewhat more objective side, Vanity Fair writer Maureen Orth gives us 10 Undeniable Facts About the Woody Allen Sexual-Abuse Allegation. Regarding that lie-detector test, she informs us that Allen refused to take one administered by the Connecticut State Police, instead sitting for one performed by his own legal team. She also mentions several disturbing examples of Allen’s behavior, particularly toward young Dylan.

Perhaps most compelling of all, and the spark that has reignited this controversy, was An Open Letter From Dylan Farrow, which appeared in Nicholas Kristof’s New York Times blog on February 1. She was writing, she said, as response to Allen’s Academy Award nomination, and she began with words that can only chill you: What’s your favorite Woody Allen movie? Before you answer, you should know…. She followed that with an account of what she says happened in that attic, and other examples that, if true, make Woody Allen nothing less than a monster.

In the end, none of this is evidence. All of it is allegation and counter-accusation. All of it, once again, makes me thankful that no one is relying on me to discern the truth. All of it tempts me mightily to shrug and say— “What difference does it make? It’s a family affair, it’s not my family, and I have no way of knowing what really happened.”

Except…that’s too easy. And too much is at stake. Either an actress whose work I’ve enjoyed has falsely accused a man. Or a director whose work I’ve (somewhat less) enjoyed is and should be beneath my contempt.

Which leads me to the question of what I would do if I could know the truth. Would I feel compelled to eschew the work of someone I knew to be guilty? Could I separate the art from the artist? In 2009, McKenzie Phillips published High On Arrival, in which she made horrible, explosive allegations against her deceased father, musician John Phillips. I read the book, I believe her, and I’m now convinced that John Phillips was the worst kind of scum. Yet I still enjoy his music. What does that say about me?

It’s an uncomfortable question, but I’m not sure it’s a very relevant one as long as I’m stuck in this limbo of not knowing the truth. But in regard to that, I’ll finish with one last personal anecdote:

In 1997, a police captain in my Northeast Ohio hometown was arrested for the murder of his wife. The evidence against him seemed overwhelming, and the general opinion of most people I spoke with was that he was guilty. I guess I felt the same way.

The verdict and sentencing was carried live on local radio, and I was listening. I remember very clearly the statement he delivered before being given a life sentence. He said, “You’ve convicted an innocent man.” He was very convincing, at least to me, and I recall that this was the first time I realized I couldn’t rely on my own ability to discern liars from truth-tellers.

About a year ago, his conviction was overturned based on DNA evidence, and he went free after 15 years in prison. I think, but I cannot be sure, that this validates the uncanny feeling I had that when I heard, “You’ve convicted an innocent man,” I was hearing the truth.

Throughout the Allen/Farrow trial-in-public I’ve been reading conflicting accounts, and with almost all of them I’ve had that I can’t know the truth feeling of detached helplessness. Almost all of them. It was only when I read Dylan Farrow’s open letter that something inside me told me I was reading the truth.

Here’s how she ended it: Imagine your seven-year-old daughter being led into an attic by Woody Allen. Imagine she spends a lifetime stricken with nausea at the mention of his name. Imagine a world that celebrates her tormenter. Are you imagining that? Now, what’s your favorite Woody Allen movie?

I think she’s telling the truth. I think Woody Allen sexually abused her. I think that makes him a criminal, a degenerate, an outcast, and an outlaw. I think he should never again be celebrated as a filmmaker, but instead should be pilloried as a predator.

But—and here’s the crux of the matter—I can’t be sure. I could be wrong. I can only hope for some eventual resolution of this thing, whereby the liars are exposed, the guilty are punished, and the victims, somehow, find comfort. And I can only be thankful, once again, that no one is depending on me to make that happen.

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Preempted for Superbowl 2014

Apologies to my non-football-enjoying friends, and to readers of the Deconstruction from all those distant shores. I get that you don’t get it. American football doesn’t get a lot of love around the world, but I know you know that it gets a lot of love back here stateside.

Which makes this Sunday unlike any other Sunday, at least for a lot of us yanks, and certainly for all us here in Deconstruction HQ. Which is to say, it’s nearly time for us to go dark. There are chicken wings to flambé, ranch dip to churn, and a slick selection of craft beers that are dying to get into mah belly.

And oh yes, in a few hours, there will be football.

By way of saying ciao, I offer you these glimpses of Deconstructed Superbowl Sundays past. And if anyone’s asking, I’ll take Denver by 3. Don’t ask me why; ask this guy instead—he’s yelling so he must know something we don’t:

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No place for an Easter egg

Easter eggs are cute devices. I don’t mind them in movies, games, ads—not even in arts and literature. They’re an unexpected connection that happens, sometimes, between creator and the innumerable cadre of explorers who’ve peeled back a layer of whatever to find that hidden message of whatever. It’s fun.

It should go without saying, then, that the laying of such eggs should only happen when fun’s appropriate. “Appropriate” might not apply to all art—probably not much public art.. and certainly not commissioned monumental public art meant to honor the father of a nation.

Sculptors Andre Prinsloo and Ruhan Janse van Vuuren agreed to create the 30-foot tribute to Nelson Mandela with the understanding that the monument was to be about the subject, not the artists. Like many public arts project it was to be unsigned, so that its story, for eternity, would only be about the onetime prisoner of Robbin Island, who became president of South Africa.

The statue was unveiled at the capital in Pretoria, shortly after Mandela’s death in mid-December. It’s taken a few weeks, but some sharp eyes have finally spotted the artists’ signature, their easter egg, barely visible way up high in Mandela’s right ear.

The artists have apologized, and have offered up some convoluted symbology for an explanation (the Dutch word for rabbit, haas, is the same as for “haste.” They were bitching about being rushed to finish). Authorities in South Africa have graciously accepted their apology but are left with the prospect of putting a man with a grinder in a cherry-picker, so as to permanently erase a case of artists’ hubris.

That’ll be done easily enough, and the whole sorry episode will be easily enough forgotten. With a bit of luck the Mandela statue will stand for generations, and all those generations will know the Mandela story—but not a one of them will know of the rabbit-in-the-ear sideshow that flared up when the statue was new.

Until very recently you could see a peculiar variety of unsigned public art in just about every town in America. There were a spate of post offices all newly built or at least remodeled and spruced up, during the coast-to-coast public-works stimulus of the 1930s. Most of these post offices are being pulled down now, but for three quarters of a century you could see soaring murals and discreet statuary and carvings, uplifting these very utilitarian public spaces. They were a product of one of Roosevelt’s ‘alphabet agencies,’ like the Works Progress Administration, in this case tasked to find, or more accurately create work for unemployed artists. The artists responded beautifully, and their art was viewed for decades. The question of their signature, their need or even their right to tie their identity to their commission, was absurdly irrelevant.

And these guys put a rabbit in Nelson Mandela’s ear.

They’re clearly talented. Their craftsmanship is self-evident. They have a right, I suppose, to be proud of their work. They have a right, I accept, to develop egos like most artists and writers. It’s hard to avoid.

But they, like everyone, should have the strength to stifle ego whenever that’s called for. And they should have the discernment to know when it’s called for. That’s not a matter of being a working professional, or even a journeyman artist. It’s a matter of being a grownup.

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GraveYart

On a cold January day, or any old day, you can reach out and find art anywhere you care to look.

With the right kind of eye you can find new angles, new art, even in those last and longest-lasting graven statements. They’re carved and eroded, making their eventual impact both intentional and unintentional.

Art doesn’t always have to have a story. But this art is almost entirely story.

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Many others capture this far better than me. Be sure to check out: Hong Kong grave art, Everything Graveyard, The Cemetery Traveler, and My Modern Met.

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Petro Wodkins strikes again (at a much more deserving target)

Artist/provocateur Petro Wodkins has made some more enemies—by making art, and by making a statement.

The Deconstruction reported on his hijinks in Brussels last May, when he artistically hijacked that city’s beloved Julianski; the somewhat NSFW 17th century statue Manneken Pis. It was kind of funny, but perhaps a little frivolous, with the point of it all being a little elusive.

His latest aesthetic offensive, though, is a lot more satisfying, because the target is so much more richly deserving.

Robert Mugabe is another of those genocidal, self-enriching, land-raping dictators that seem to delight in impoverishing their own people for their own benefit. He’s been doing it for decades, and has as a result turned the formerly prosperous and beautiful nation of Zimbabwe into a third-world hellhole. The man has a Hitler mustache, for pete’s sake.

There’s only a little substantiation of this, outside Wodkin’s version of events, but here goes: Late last year, Wodkins was apparently (and hilariously) invited by Mugabe’s government to participate in the Harare International Festival of the Arts. Probably snickering with delight, he agreed. Someone in Harare’s Ministry of Public Works finally did a little due diligence, and Wodkins’s invitation was rescinded in October…but not before he constructed a gaudy gold statue of himself (because why not?), and recorded a far-from-complimentary song about Mugabe and his iron-fisted rule. Then last week, he packed up his bag of tricks and went to Zimbabwe.

Using hidden cameras (media is tightly controlled in Mugabe’s little fiefdom), Wodkins recorded the public display of his statue, and the debut of his anti-Mugabe song. According to Wodkins, at least, this resulted in joyous dancing in the streets, followed by a response by Mugabe’s army. Wodkins says the statue was pulled down, and he (Wodkins) was chased by armed thugs, finally escaping unharmed to Zambia.

Who knows. Some stories are too good to be true, and some stories are so good they should be true. I hope this really happened, I hope Mugabe knows about it, and I hope he raged impotently like Charlie-Chaplin-as-Adolf-Hitler.

Because here’s the truth about Robert Mugabe: he’s 90 years old, his grip on power is as secure as ever, and despite the best wishes and efforts of the civilized world, he’s unlikely to ever be punished for his crimes. There’s not much justice queued up for scum like him, at least not in this world, but there is—maybe—the justice of proactive aesthetics. And it might just come down to an avenging artist like Petro Wodkins to show him what free people really think of him.

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Would you trust this man with your North Korean diplomacy?

Dennis Rodman is looking to justify his ongoing, train-wreck-like odyssey in North Korea by comparing it to the Ping-Pong Diplomacy that helped cool relations with China in the 1970s. I couldn’t disagree more, but whatever helps him sleep at night.

The one constant in the public life of Dennis Rodman is self-parody. At least, that’s what I always thought it was. But his shuttling back and forth to the hilariously named Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, his fawning expositions staged for the edification of dictator Kim Jong-un, seem to suggest he’s actually taking himself seriously.

Which would only serve to make this funnier…if he wasn’t whoring himself (and now, others) out for one of the most despicable human beings (not coincidentally leader of one of the most despicable regimes) in the world. But of course Rodman doesn’t see lil’ Kim as despicable. He calls him his best friend.

One wonders if Rodman has taken the time to objectively analyze the history and practices of North Korea. It isn’t pretty (the word “atrocity” comes up a lot) but it’s not hard to do. See here, here, here, and here.

But you know, you could force those facts down Dennis Rodman’s throat and I don’t think it would make any difference. I used the term “whore” advisedly. Kim has a well-documented history of spending lavishly on his own lifestyle while his people starve. Is he paying Dennis Rodman to stage this pitiful sideshow? Wouldn’t surprise me a bit, but even if he’s not, he’s still remunerating Rodman with a very twisted sort of international prestige. Which is just as bad, just as whorish.

All Dennis Rodman has done is confirm his own irrelevance. Despite his best efforts, he hasn’t even achieved the worst of what he’s been accused of: lending legitimacy to North Korea and Kim Jong-un. Because Rodman’s a joke, and Kim is a thug; legitimacy is beyond the both of them.

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RIP Phil Everly (Jan 19 1939 – Jan 3 2014)

We’re not only losing the stars of early rock and roll, that dwindling cadre of 1950s musical pioneers… we’re also losing, day by day, most of its fans. It’s been barely an average human lifetime since guitars were electrified, voices harmonized, blues and country and swing unified—into a new sonic style unlike anything heard before. But music has evolved enough, and rock and roll has moved on enough, that too many of us are forgetting, ignoring, its truly still-fresh roots. The first generation of listeners are dwindling too, as are the numbers of “golden oldie” radio and satellite stations. Tastes have irrevocably changed. There’s little room these days, on our playlists and, if we’re being honest, in our consciousness, for the doo-wop vocals and imprecise strumming that defined the fifties.

Except maybe on days like this. Phil Everly, the younger (by two years) of the world-changing Everly Brothers, died yesterday in L.A. from complications of COPD. He was 74.

Phil and brother Don were still in high school, performing locally in Knoxville, Tennessee, when they attracted the attention of guitar legend Chet Atkins. Their duo career began in earnest in 1956, with one of their first singles, “Bye Bye Love,” hitting number two on the pop charts. There was no looking back from there.

By the sixties, though, music was already changing. Their last top-ten hit was in 1962, ironically titled “That’s Old Fashioned.” They were further removed from the spotlight by enlisting, in unison, in the U.S. Marine Corps. After their discharge, they continued performing and recording until the early 1970s, with sparse commercial success. They split in 1973, reportedly acrimoniously, and pursued parallel solo careers.

Thankfully that wasn’t to last. They reunited in 1983, a few years before their induction (as part of the inaugural class) into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. They performed together sporadically, and even occasionally recorded, before retiring in 2006.

Phil Everly, as part of the duo and as a solo musician, has traced an indelible path in the music we remember, and the music we enjoy today. We might not always recognize the contributions of the rock and roll originators, the Everly Brothers and all the rest, and we certainly don’t listen to them nearly as much as we should. But that does nothing to change the facts, and the fact is, our music today would be a lot more bland, a lot less enjoyable, had Phil Everly never been born. We owe him much for that.

So scroll down a little, click play, and listen to what Phil and his brother Don have given you. It’s not quite the same as giving him the thanks he deserves, but something tells me it’s all the thanks he really wanted. Enjoy.

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Be it resolved

Happy New Year. Right about now, if you’re anything like me, you’re pondering the efficacy and desirability of new years’ resolutions. And if you’re anything like me, and you’ve dabbled in such things in the past, you’ve got a spotty history of success.

There’s nothing magical about the 1-Jan flipping of the calendar, just as there’re no wrong times to turn over a new leaf. But then again there’s some strange comfort in numbers, in knowing that a few million others are resolving right alongside you. And maybe there is something magical about choosing that first day of the year to fix something or lose something or try something new. There are no wrong days for that, true enough, but there probably aren’t any better ones. Symbolically or otherwise.

Still, as I said, the record’s been spotty. That’s my history with resolutions, and I suspect I’m not alone in that.

I’m not entirely sure what my 2013 resolutions amounted to, so it’s difficult to give a progress report. I think I might have resolved to finish a new book sometime throughout the year; if so I’ll take a partial win on that—I completed a novella, at any rate. A pretty short one, actually, so maybe I should just claim a sliver of a win.

To the best of my recollection I didn’t resolve, a year ago, to make that one change so many people resolve to make—the one I’ve resolved to make plenty, on earlier January Firsts, then suffered that spotty follow-through. The phrasing of that resolution varies: get fit, shed pounds, take better care of myself. It’s all the same, though, and the people who pledge to give it a shot, sadly but statistically, have that same spotty likelihood of getting it done and keeping it done.

Statistics be damned, though. It can be done.

It wasn’t a resolution a year ago, but rather a conversation with my doctor in July, that changed things for me. It wasn’t the first time he’d raised the subject, and he’s got my eternal thanks for circling back to it. Family doctors, GPs, have a pretty thankless task in that regard. The majority of their patients need to lose weight. A goodly number of those don’t want to hear about it. At best, it’s an uncomfortable conversation for everyone involved.

The previous time he’d raised the subject I elicited his advice, nodded seriously, then went back to my bad, bad habits. The second time we talked, the problem was more acute. “So what do I need to do?” I asked.

“Carbs,” he said. “Show me someone with a weight problem and I’ll show you someone who has a problem with carbs.”

The other thing about GPs and family doctors is their rush for time. My doctor, lifesaver that he is, didn’t have time to life-coach me much beyond that single sentence. Which made it incumbent upon me to take the next steps—read, learn, then put into practice. I learned pretty quickly that no one should ever shun all carbohydrates. That would mean no fruits, no veggies. As it happened, those two things were to take starring roles in my new-and-improved menu. No, what had to go (or at least be reduced drastically) was refined carbs: anything made from refined flour or refined sugar. A lot of folks will ratchet that up to a “no white foods” rule, to include white potatoes and white rice.

So, in a nutshell: no bread, no pastries, no pasta. No fast food and no sugar-crap-cola. Replace all that with good, fresh, unmeddled-with food, and drink mostly water. Commit to that 90% of the time (assuming you’re not a robot), allow a cheat day here and there, and don’t go ballistic on yourself if you backslide every once in a while.

Of course, my carb-centric formula isn’t the only way to go. We all know there are dozens of ways to do this. All of them can probably be reduced to: Eat better, eat less, exercise more.

Worst thing you can do, however you choose to do it, is to think short-term. To think “diet.” Sorry, but diet doesn’t cut it, because diets end. Only lifestyle changes pay the long-term dividends. You’ve got to commit to changing nothing less than your behavioral make-up. And to keeping it changed.

So. Six months gone, I’m down about forty pounds, and most of my old clothes kind of slide off me. I run roughly a 10K per week, and fiddle about with all sorts of other weight- and cardio-training. I like the spinach salad I have for lunch every day, and the baked fish or what have you for dinner. I miss bread so much I want to weep, so I occasionally cheat and have some. I’m my own coach, and my coach isn’t one of the mean ones. Rather lenient, actually, but the job still gets done.

My point is, it can be done. It’s not easy, and there truly are no shortcuts. There’s also no one who can do it for you. But it can be done.

I imagine the same can be said for anything else you might be resolving to do, or not do, in 2014.No matter what that might be, give it your best shot, and go easy on yourself if you fall a bit short. In fact, if you’re taking suggestions, maybe that’s the best all-purpose New Year’s resolution right there: “I resolve to try my best, as many times as it takes.”

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A matter of opinion

America’s last great pop-culture controversy of 2013 (last as of this writing; I sure hope no toppers are lurking ’round the corner)…swirls about the A&E swampbillies-made-good docu-melodrama, Duck Dynasty. Hopefully you know the score, because it would pain me to rehash it in detail. Briefly, it went a little something like this: Phil Robertson said things that should have surprised exactly no one. Outrage. Suspension. Counter-outrage. Lifted suspension.

A lot of jaws have been grinding trying to gnash out some deeper meaning in this sorry episode. Free-speech was an early contentious contender, until the Internet pointed out with pissy yet irrefutable logic that free speech never entered into the thing. Except perhaps in an exemplary way: Phil freely exercised his rights, just as the howlers on both sides, and the network, exercised theirs.

No, the only memorable demonstration here, and it happened on multiple levels, is that of the power of opinion. Phil had one, apparently a pretty strongly held one. People offended by his had their own. Same for his defenders. A&E bowed first to one, then the other. Lessons learned? In this, the gayest year on record, public opinion is largely tolerant and pro-equality. But that’s hardly unanimous. And entertainment companies that want to please everyone and offend no one are going to find themselves dancing a ridiculous dance.

Look. Homophobia, however you define it, is undesirable and regrettable. A lot of us think it’s puzzlingly anachronistic. But it’s no crime. And may it never be one, as long it’s expressed as an opinion only.

I’m hardly the first to offer up this advice, but here goes. If you don’t like what Phil said, don’t watch his show. If you don’t like A&E’s response(s), don’t watch that network. If you’re team Phil, well then, enjoy your Chick-fil-A, I guess.

Our cultural gaps have turned into chasms, and this brouhaha straddles one of the biguns. There’s a cross-section of Americans, and I think I’m safe in saying they’re a minority, that are incurably homophobic. We’re tilting at windmills if we think we’re going to change their hearts or their minds. That’s just how it is.

If you’re outraged by that, and outraged by Phil, I get it. But I say, save your outrage. It’s not healthy, not particularly productive; and if you think about it, it’s entirely the wrong response.

Try pity. That’s what works for me. I’m sorry that Phil and people like him feel the way they do. I’m sorry for them because it must exhausting working up hate, or loathing, or whatever it is, for people who’ve never done you wrong.

Most of all I feel sorry for anyone, and apparently this includes Phil Robertson, who arrive at homophobia by way of religion. It’s a true crying shame for a person to have a need for spirituality in their life, which is an openness that I think has positive, progressive potential, and then being spoonfed liturgical hate. That’s spiritual malpractice.

And it can’t last forever. It’s on a demographic downward spiral. We’re on a trajectory to becoming better people.

But hey, that’s just my opinion. Feel free to embrace it or hate it, as you will.

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A happy holiday on Mercury, for artists and writers

Just in time for Christmas, or Yule, or Saturnalia, (or what have you) the right jolly old elves at the International Astronomical Union have gifted upon as all ten newly named impact craters on planet Mercury, each in honor of an artist, musician, or writer of considerable note. Not least of these is Crater Lennon, named for a Liverpool lad of that surname, of whom you might have heard:

The other honorees are: playwright and novelist Natalie Clifford Barney, French composer Hector Berlioz, kinetic sculptor Alexander Calder, author Truman Capote, operatic tenor Enrico Caruso, painter James Sidney Ensor, late-Renaissance sculptor Jean Boulogne Giambologna, novelist Erich Maria Remarque, and artist Maria Helena Vieira da Silva.

So is this immortality? Nah. If there were such a thing then this numinous dectet has already earned it in ways the IAU can’t bestow. This, instead, is recognition and appreciation, from we the earth-bound, writ symbolically in the pocked soil of a distant world. Doesn’t matter a bit that none of these artists will ever know, nor ever could have expected, such stellar honors. What matters is that we know. And that when and if we ever espy that tiny wanderer (which never wanders more than a few degrees away from Sol) we can reflect upon the impact here at home of the artists, and of the artists’ namesakes on Mercury.

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Guestblog Wednesday!

I had the honor and pleasure to guest-blog today over at Penny’s Tales—the online HQ of the incomparable novelist, Penny Estelle. The subject of my screed, recursively enough, is blogging. Sound like it might tickle yer fancy? Then click on over and check it out. And check out Penny while you’re it at—you’ll be glad you did.

Many thanks, then, to Penny and Penny’s Tales for the platform. Here’s hoping we can tempt her over to the Deconstruction for a little guest-blogging reciprocation.

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RIP to four icons

It’s been a rough week for artists’ mortality. In the course of five days we’ve lost four cultural treasures: Three from the golden eras of film, and one who changed the nature of country music.

Joan Fontaine (Oct. 22 1917 – Dec. 15 2013) Oscar-winning Best Actress, who in fact was the only winner of the Best Actor or Best Actress award for any of Hitchcock’s films. She was glamor personified, and an extraordinary practitioner of her craft. She died peacefully in her sleep at home in Carmel, California on Sunday.

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Tom Laughlin (Aug. 10 1931 – Dec. 12, 2013) Never has an actor been so thoroughly identified with a single role, without suffering the career debilitation of typecasting. Tom Laughlin was Billy Jack; he created that character, not just as an actor but also as screenwriter and director. In four films, from 1967 to 1977, Billy Jack delivered a message of self-determination that is just as relevant today as it was 40 years ago. Tom Laughlin died Thursday in Thousand Oaks, California, of complications from pneumonia.

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Peter O’Toole (Aug. 2 1932 – Dec. 14 2013) Probably a child of Ireland, although O’Toole himself wasn’t sure where he was born (likely bets: County Galway, Ireland, or Leeds, Yorkshire). Not exactly physically imposing, he nonetheless personified Hollywood’s leading man. From his career-making role as Lawrence of Arabia, to his two incredible turns as Henry II (The Lion in Winter, and Becket), he inhabited every character he played. He continued doing so well into his twilight years. He died Saturday in London, after a long illness.

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Ray Price (Jan. 12 1926 – Dec. 16 2013) Not one of the best known country music artists, but certainly one of the most influential. As understudy and confidante to Hank Williams, he helped create the honky-tonk genre of the fifties. A couple of decades later, he brought orchestral arrangement to C&W, birthing the Nashville Sound. Along the way he worked with, and was honored by, artists ranging from Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, and Kris Kristofferson. He died Monday at home in Mount Pleasant, Texas of pancreatic cancer.

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