Only I can disenfranchise me

There is no compromise in the latter-day American political culture. Every side is convinced that they’re right, that the other side’s wrong, and that compromise equals betrayal. Lockstep conformity to ideology is the order of the day. It’s probably no coincidence that objective progress — or even the normal day-to-day business of governing — is frozen in place.

And that’s a shame because a little compromise would do us all some good. It would break some logjams and maybe clear the way for addressing more important issues.

One area where I recommend some compromise is (depending on how your ideology demands you frame it) voter suppression, or “protecting the integrity of elections.”

Thirty states currently have some sort of voter ID laws, which require the presentation of narrowly defined photo IDs to cast a ballot. Several more states have legislation in the pipeline, under debate, or under challenge.

There are also contentious efforts to close polling stations, to change polling hours, to limit access to absentee voting. Critics call this voter suppression and a raw attempt to manipulate turnout and results. Occasionally even the proponents of such efforts say the same (probably accidentally), like in June when Pennsylvania Republican House Majority Leader Mike Turzai said that state’s voter ID law was “going to allow Governor Romney to win the state of Pennsylvania.”

To me, voter suppression is one of the most unAmerican things imaginable. Those who engage in it will be judged by history, but I’m afraid that isn’t enough; it doesn’t help us now. The Justice Department has challenged some of it, but their record of success isn’t exactly encouraging. The chances are very high that we’ll go to the polls this November with the worst of the voter suppression laws on the books and being enforced.

So I say, compromise. And by that I mean compromise your rage, compromise your righteous indignation, and vote anyway.

You see, although they’ve made it harder for some of us to vote, they haven’t made it impossible for anyone to vote. It’s popular to compare these efforts to Jim Crow, but there are some important distinctions. The victims of Jim Crow, of the poll taxes and literacy tests, were effectively disenfranchised.

Nobody is going to disenfranchise me, not unless I let them.

So here is what I’m going to do. I’m going to stand in line to vote, no matter how long it takes. If they’ve closed down my polling station, I’m going to make some phone calls and find out where the new one is. If I don’t have a driver’s license I’m going to spend the time and the ten or twenty dollars it takes to get an ID they deem acceptable.

Maybe it’s not right that I have to do these things. Maybe in doing them I’m compromising my principles. But maybe they’re counting on my moral outrage and my unwillingness to compromise. Maybe they’re just counting on me being too lazy to jump through those hoops.

Either way, it comes down to this: I vote, or I don’t. If I don’t I can congratulate myself for not compromising.

But if I do maybe I can turn that compromise into a chance for real change.

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RIP Neil Armstrong (Aug 5, 1930 – Aug 25, 2012)

A sad farewell with greatest possible respect to fellow Ohioan, Korean War veteran, Naval aviator, and immortally intrepid explorer, Neil Alden Armstrong.

One unforgettable mission, a quarter-million trail-blazing miles, and a single quote which captivated the world are things for which Lt. Armstrong will be best remembered. Rightly so.

But remembering the dangers inherent in the Apollo 11 mission, the unknowns, the stretching-to-the-limit of the available technology — there’s a different quote that I’d like to bastardize a bit, in his memory. It applies of course equally well to Buzz Aldrin and Michael Collins, and to all the other Apollo astronauts who were to follow to the moon. But just for today, this one’s just for Neil:

He came in peace, for all mankind.

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I tumbl for you

There just might be something unforgivably self-referential in using one blog to plug another. But anyway, here we go.

Tumblr is an exponentially growing “micro blog” platform. Twitter, with its 140 teensy characters, has stolen and muddied that “micro” designation, but with Tumblr it means something different entirely. The size of the post, or the presentation, isn’t what’s micro — it’s the effort required to get it there. You can create a Tumblr on the fly, in seconds. You can update it even easier, with one hand, while the other fences with ninjas. It’s that easy.

With that in mind, I reckoned Tumblr was perfect for trying out a concept I’ve been mulling over for ages. Thus is born The Plug and Play Life.

It melds two things which tickle the cockles of the marrow of my fancy: long-form narrative, and the web log format. But these two things aren’t exactly chocolate and peanut butter. There’s a fundamental disconnect between them. A web log — a blog, to ye cognoscenti – has a last in, first displayed chronology. That’s pretty much the exact opposite of a running narrative.

I devised a solution by abating the importance of the narrative arc, in favor of the immediacy of the present episode, or post. This is all explained in a bit more detail in the ‘About the story‘ page, but hopefully it’s intuitively clear when you jump in and start reading (or viewing. This will be a graphic medium as well).

But I overexplain. So here’s the summary: it’s a neverending story. It’s about disorientation. Feel free to jump in anywhere.

The Plug and Play Life. A post-modern way to storytell? Or maybe post-post-modern, or post modern modern? Let’s not ruin it with labels, let’s just see how it unfolds.

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Art theft by amnesia?

Revisiting conspicuous art theft, we’re happy to say that this time, at least, the thief has been caught and the art recovered. New South Wales lawyer Michael Sullivan, seen here on CCTV examining two paintings by artist James Willebrant (after a moment’s indecision he decided to steal them both), pleaded guilty in May and was sentenced last week by an Australian court.

We’re less happy to report he walked. Sullivan, apparently a friend of the court, logged the not-so-novel defense: “I have no recollection.” He claimed to investigating police, who located the paintings hanging on a wall in his home, that he’d purchased them from the Katoomba Fine Art Gallery. Confronted by the surveillance-cam evidence, he disavowed all memory of the theft. The court accepted his guilty plea, and also his apparent dissociative amnesia diagnosis, and released him on “good behavior” bond. No jail time.

It’s hard not to be cynical about such an outcome (and re-reading the above, we see we haven’t even tried). On the one hand, it’s great that the paintings, valued together at $14,500, have been returned to the gallery–such a resolution is all too rare in art theft. On the other hand, the thief, although readily caught, has accepted no responsibility for his actions, nor have the courts handed him any. That’s hardly a deterrence.

Artist Willebrant and gallery director Geoff White are pleased to have been returned the artwork, but agree that Sullivan should have faced some jail time. Unless Sullivan violates his bond that’s not going to happen.

So the interests of justice will have to be served with that most ancient of punishments, public shaming. With that in mind we send out this warning to our Australian friends: lock up your valuables when Michael Sullivan is around. He’s a no-good dirty thief.

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Literary mis-steps this week

A couple of notable literary miscarriages are up for our review and head-shaking this week. First on deck, Fareed Zakaria, CNN pundit, Time Magazine editor and author of the massively influential 2008 book, The Post American World, admitted to plagiarizing parts of an article on gun control by Jill Lepore which appeared in the New Yorker in April. Zakaria came clean, more or less, admitting to “close similarities” and “a terrible mistake” after being fingered by the conservative media watchdog, NewsBusters. Zakaria has since been suspended by both Time and CNN.

What is notable is Zakaria’s obvious attempt to skirt conspicuous plagiarism, by altering just enough of Lepore’s prose, and by interspersing bits of his own prose. As reported by the Huffington Post, here is first one of Lepore’s paragraphs, followed by Zakaria’s:

(Lepore) As Adam Winkler, a constitutional-law scholar at U.C.L.A., demonstrates in a remarkably nuanced new book, “Gunfight: The Battle Over the Right to Bear Arms in America,” firearms have been regulated in the United States from the start. Laws banning the carrying of concealed weapons were passed in Kentucky and Louisiana in 1813, and other states soon followed: Indiana (1820), Tennessee and Virginia (1838), Alabama (1839), and Ohio (1859). Similar laws were passed in Texas, Florida, and Oklahoma. As the governor of Texas explained in 1893, the “mission of the concealed deadly weapon is murder. To check it is the duty of every self-respecting, law-abiding man.”

(Zakaria) Adam Winkler, a professor of constitutional law at UCLA, documents the actual history in Gunfight: The Battle over the Right to Bear Arms in America. Guns were regulated in the U.S. from the earliest years of the Republic. Laws that banned the carrying of concealed weapons were passed in Kentucky and Louisiana in 1813. Other states soon followed: Indiana in 1820, Tennessee and Virginia in 1838, Alabama in 1839 and Ohio in 1859. Similar laws were passed in Texas, Florida and Oklahoma. As the governor of Texas (Texas!) explained in 1893, the “mission of the concealed deadly weapon is murder. To check it is the duty of every self-respecting, law-abiding man.”

Unlike other high-profile plagiarism cases, this one reflects more of an unattributed borrowing of ideas, rather than out-right theft of blocks of text. Still, it’s a powerful reminder to students, bloggers, and struggling writers everywhere: rephrasing is not the same as originality.

Next up is David Barton, evangelical writer and author of the controversial (even in pre-publication) book, “The Jefferson Lies,” which was dropped by its publisher last week due to historical inaccuracies. The book, subtitled “Exposing the Myths You’ve Always Believed About Thomas Jefferson,” has been fiercely contested by both historians and left-leaning critics since its earliest excerpts were released, but it was only after complaints from conservative scholars, and threats of a boycott from Cincinnati-area clergy, that Thomas Nelson Publishers agreed to cancel further production.

Barton is reportedly standing by his work, but he’s hard-pressed to produce research backing his most eye-raising claims, such as that the only reason Thomas Jefferson kept slaves was that he was forbidden by Virginia law from releasing them. Barton was attempting in his book to combat oft-repeated liberal claims that Jefferson was a secularist, with at best lukewarm devotion to the Christian church. Barton went so far as to deny that Jefferson fathered children with his slave, Sally Hemings. The Jefferson-Hemings relationship, which was rumored even in Jefferson’s time, has been substantiated by DNA testing and is even accepted as fact by the Thomas Jefferson Foundation. Since 2003, descendants of Sally Hemings have been invited to the annual Jefferson family reunion at Monticello.

Clearly, the facts don’t support Barton’s agenda. Another lesson learned here? Perhaps this: there’s nothing wrong, or at least nothing unusual, with writers having an agenda, be they social or political. My own first novel sported some not-so-subtle subtexts about peak-oil and a right-wing conspiracy. Whether or not such agendas are acceptable is entirely up to the reading public, who vote with their dollars.

What’s not acceptable, or at least shouldn’t be, is making up facts to fit that agenda. There’s way too much of that in our discourse, written and otherwise, and too often it goes unpunished. Kudos, then, to Barton’s publishers for drawing the line.

So writers take note – you’re acting upon a mighty public stage, and when you plagiarize or lie, you will be found out. And then folks like me will take probably too much joy in holding you up for the scorn you richly deserve.

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Happily introducing HTT

Hope you’ll join me in welcoming Hot Tech Today, a particularly exciting tech blog for which I have the honor of contributing.

Yet another tech blog, you’re saying. Oh, no. Not at all. This is something new entirely. I won’t spoil the surprise, will instead urge you to head on over there and see for yourself. Here’s one hint, though: eye candy.

What’s also different is the awesomeness to come. HTT is currently in a ramp-up/shake-down phase (which nonetheless includes great daily content), with a future that will be awesome to behold: podcasts, interactive e-mags, and much, much more. Stay tuned and be delighted.

For now, check in often with Hot Tech Today to see what’s new. And enjoy this teaser, with its barest hints of the great stuff that’s on its way:

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RIP Gore Vidal (Oct. 3, 1925 – July 31, 2012)

So passes perhaps America’s last great man of letters, Eugene Luther Gore Vidal. Novelist, essayist, playwright, screenwriter, actor, and social critic; Gore Vidal has been an unmistakable, unforgettable voice in American culture since the late 1940s.

Scion of two wealthy and rather aristocratic families (his maternal grandfather was a U.S. senator, and his father was one of the founders of the American civil aeronautics industry), Vidal was groomed for a life in politics, as part of the patrician ruling class.

He chose instead, in his own words, the role of a populist. He came out as openly bisexual in the 1950s (pause for a moment and reflect on the bravery of that; in that time, in that place). The doors of power effectively closed to him, he dedicated himself to writing. His books included Lincoln and Empire, and his screenwriting credits include Ben Hur and Caligula.

But it was his career as an essayist, which led to a lasting reputation as a commentator and political critic, for which he’s probably best known and will certainly be best remembered. His political positions were doubtlessly populist, just as he claimed – yet articulated in a strikingly patrician, maybe even eastern elitist, voice.

And oh, could he articulate. Agree with his positions or not, one had to recognize and salute his intelligence and his knack for oratory. He never spoke down to his audience, never pulled his punches, never missed a chance to speak his mind. His televised debates in the ’60s versus his conservative nemesis William F. Buckley remain legendary, and still make for fascinating viewing.

That directness, that brashness, coupled with that cutting intelligence, is precisly why there’ll never be another Gore Vidal. A mind like his belongs to another era. This century will produce no one like him.

He leaves behind, thankfully, a body of remarkable work. So now, even though he’s gone, would you like to get to know Gore Vidal? Read his books. Read them all. And in them enjoy a mind and talent the likes of which will never come again.

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London shines

The world has been asking, these last four years: how can the London games ever hope to compete with the Beijing pageantry of 2008?

That Olympic-sized question has been answered at last, by way of a stunning three-hour opening ceremony directed by filmmaker Danny Boyle, officiated by Her Majesty Elizabeth Regina, and presented unto all of us by the citizens of the United Kingdom.

No easy task, for any of the aforementioned. These are London’s third games, and in terms of logistics and wherewithal, Great Britain might have been as vexed in 2012, in coordinating an Olympic gathering, as they were in 1908 and 1948. In their first turn at hosting, over a century ago, they had a scant two years to prepare; they graciously stepped in for Rome, which had been previously scheduled to host the games but which faced financial disaster after an eruption of Mount Vesuvius. Then, forty years later, London hosted the resumption of the Olympics after a twelve-year war-torn lull. A gracious gesture again, but a somewhat impoverished one. London was still battered from the Blitz and lacked the treasury to create an Olympics we in the twenty-first century would recognize. The world’s athletes were housed in abandoned army barracks and were asked to bring their own towels.

The 30th Olympiad of 2012, when awarded to London, was seen as an opportunity for the city on the Thames to redeem itself. But then, even as preparations moved ahead, a worldwide financial crisis stuck, and it stung Great Britain particularly badly. In the midst of that, a hyper-rich emerging superpower hosted a truly awesome Olympics, with an opening ceremony that unhinged jaws all around the world. Even as we marveled at China’s accomplishment we thought ahead to 2012 and wondered how London would respond. How could they respond?

The answer is in, and respond they did. The British people, ever practical, didn’t try to match the unimaginable expenditure of Beijing. They did not, as London mayor Boris Johnson put it, exhaust their defense budget on pyrotechnics. They gave a good show, to be sure. It was marvelous, in fact. But it wasn’t wrought through technical wizardry or through the choreography of tens-of-thousands. It came through the opening, the sharing, of the British soul.

And that, again, couldn’t have been an easy thing to do. This is a nation that was, within living memory, an empire upon which the sun never set. But the sun did set and the empire is no more. Not every culture can survive a deceleration like that. Ends of empires bring on dark ages, in the usual course of things.

But that’s not what happened with Great Britain; and that, I think, is what they were telling us in London last night. I think they were admitting their diminished role on the world stage – admitting it to us and to themselves, for the first time, really – and insisting they’re collectively okay with that.

In place of empire some sort of British identity needed to emerge. It has struggled to emerge since that magnificent isle bankrupted itself defeating Hitler. It has struggled to emerge as it relinquished colonies and built a Commonwealth. It has emerged, but it did so subtly, over decades. From our post-modern vantage point, and with the historical clarity that events like the Olympics offer, we can at last plainly see that identity – a shock of recognition to see something we’ve really known all along.

Great Britain – England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland – has become the conscience of the world and the font of our unifying global culture. It is a liberal democracy that demonstrates how a people can honor their past but break with it; how the ‘white man’s burden’ is no longer a national philosophy but rather something they’ve willingly consigned to the dustbin of history. It is the voice of a people declaring an intentional, mutual maturation, even if they know that maturity comes with a price.

THAT is what London was telling us last night.

London knows, as well, that in the place of political preeminence, an ascendancy of a different sort has come upon the British nation: cultural ascendancy. It is popular to suppose that American culture defines our global village; but let this self-admitted maven of American culture proclaim it here and now: American culture is only an offshoot of the things our British cousins create.

There was a celebration of British culture, of the gifts of British culture, in the Olympic stadium. Some might have  mistaken it for celebrity worship, which is something that Olympic revelry has always mostly lacked. But the parade of superstars weren’t there in a self-congratulatory mode, I think.

What they were saying, I think, is that Britain has become music and literature and the dramatic arts. Britain has always been these things, in truth; these things have always been close to the British heart. But now at last Britain recognizes, and wants the world to recognize, that these things rank highest among all that which Britain gives.

Beyond dispute, Britain has given much else. From Isaac Newton to Robert Stephenson, there have always been genius Britons with transformative insights. But the post-war British introspection concluded that science, technology, and transformation weren’t always without cost. The Industrial Revolution, a purely British invention, was a watershed in human history. It made possible the world in which we live. But it wasn’t a bloodless revolution, and that’s something that the British people now confess.

So in the dampening of that pride of place, what’s left for the UK to crow about? What else but culture can Great Britain point to and say, “This is our legacy. This is the manifestation of what we leave to the world. This is us.”

And that’s how the Olympics, or at least a part of it, glides between an ancient/modern salutation to sport, and a rollicking tribute to The Clash, to the Bard, and to Mary Poppins.

Was it silly? A bit, at times. Was it confusing, overcrowded, and overly thick with symbolism? Again, maybe just a bit. But even in these things we can glimpse what Britain was trying to tell us. This is after all an island that happily embraces a dichotomy of stodginess and silliness, and never apologizes for it. Even in the silliness and the self-deprecation we can see the flavor of international event Britain chooses to host.

There came a point when symbolism and self-identification were graciously set aside, and Olympic tradition resumed. The athletes presented themselves in the Parade of Nations, the cauldron was lit, the Games declared open. For the next sixteen days these Olympic games become less about Britain, more about the ideals of competition, sportsmanship, and maybe even world peace.

How those ideals emerge remains to be seen. It’s a violent world and the games have been targeted before. Anti-aircraft weapons mar the rooftops of London’s East End. We fervently hope for an Olympics free of tragedy and remarkable only for world records and athletic feats. We can’t know at this point how those hopes will be met.

But we do know that the 2012 Olympics have begun in an awe-inspiring, unforgettable way. We know that the people of Great Britain have shown us things about themselves we’ve only suspected until now. We know that a new British identity has been established, affirmed, and heralded. And we know we’ll be talking about that Opening Ceremony for years to come.

Thank you for the show, London. It was one for the ages.

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Saluting Doctor Gonzo

A belated birthday shoutout to the godfather of drug-addled journalism and hero to writers everywhere, Hunter Stockton Thomspon (July 18, 1937 – Februarly 20, 2005).

There’s little the Deconstruction can say about Hunter that hasn’t already been covered by the media, by Hollywood and by Hunter himself. Suffice it to say he opened a new world of American journalism and changed forever the way writers view themselves as characters in their own stories. He also forged a vital, lasting link between the written word and the possibilities of pharmacopeia.

With that in mind, we salute Hunter in the best way we know how – with a sweet sample of of his own outrageousness. Enjoy this short but definitive rejection letter, through which Hunter (it’s not signed by him, but who else could have written it?) lets a young fan know that his submission won’t be needed.

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Flash mobs: the birth of an electronic tribe

Could it be that YouTube, and all it stands for, is what Andy Warhol had in mind when he promised us all 15 minutes of future fame? Without a doubt, internet video holds out a tantalizing potential for stardom; a few have achieved it and many more are trying.

So is that what’s going on with this uniquely twenty-first century phenomenon, the flash mob? I don’t think so. If you’ve been following this story at all you know that the flash mobs become famous; their participants remain intentionally, happily anonymous.

This sensation is so new it’s hard to draw conclusions about it, and hard to prognosticate where it’ll go. The laws of unintended consequences suggest that a mob somewhere, someday, will delay an ambulance, or trigger some other tragedy, turning world opinion against it. Or the “artform” (what else would you call it?) will be co-opted by the corporate world, and it’ll become just another money machine.

Or, on the sunny side, it’ll continue to grow organically and remain the sole property of the gentle souls who just want to spread some smiles.

So what are flash mobs? They are gatherings that couldn’t exist without YouTube, without Twitter, without Facebook. But true to their spirit, they’ve subverted those dominant paradigms. Or maybe reverted them. They use the tools of our electron-culture to get us back where culture began: the public commons. They’ve gotten us back out onto the streets, smiling at each other.

There’s a flash mob tribe building. To join all you need to do is show up.

Whet your appetite with these. In no particular order, the best flash mobs of all time:

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If there’s an apocalypse, don’t blame the Mayans

One of the risks we run when we dabble in (or fully appropriate) the cultures of others, is a complete freaking misunderstanding.

That’s what we have here, with the supposition that the world is going to end this December, on or about the Winter Solstice.

Unless you live under a rock, you’ve heard by now that the “Mayan calendar,” such as it is, comes to some sort of dead end on a date that has been translated to be round about the latter days of 2012. A few sensationalists have interpreted this to mean that all of creation will end that day. Which means that suddenly the Mayans are getting a lot more widespread attention than ever before.

Under different circumstances that wouldn’t be a bad thing. The Maya civilization makes for fascinating study, and they’re well worth your time to look into (e.g. the Maya are the only indigenous American culture known to have created phonetic/logogrammatic writing, for one thing).

Problem is, the “Mayan Apocalypse” nonsense is being spewed without the slightest respect for, or understanding of, the culture in question — or even the calendar in question. A thorough refutation will take more time and space than we’re going to devote here (but there are plenty of refutations out there).

Suffice it to say: the “calendar” isn’t precisely a calendar. It’s more of a textbook depicting time and space as the Maya (or more accurately, the Mesoamericans) understood it. It’s cyclic, not linear, because that’s how they viewed time/space.

And being cyclic, it doesn’t “end” on 12-21-12, or any other time. True, that date marks the end of delineated age, or era, as the Mayans understood it. But time is cyclic, remember? Another age commences immediately thereafter.

Besides, ages and eras start and end all the time, without the upheavals that John Cusack threatened us with. As far as I’m concerned an era ends every time Doctor Who regenerates. You didn’t see me freaking out when Christopher Eccleston turned into David Tennant (all right, full disclosure. I freaked out a little).

The point is, there’s some freaking out going on now, and it seems likely to get freakier as autumn turns to winter.

Like most non-DoctorWho-related freakouts, this one can be short-circuited with a little self-education. If you’re inclined to worry over the Mayan apocalypse, then read up on the Maya. It’s interesting stuff, you’ll expand your horizons and you’ll put your worries, at least these particular worries, to rest.

Best of all you’ll then be able to make full use of your own calendar, happily penciling in a full slate of affairs for December 22nd.

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Deconstructing Independence Day

What, exactly, does this holiday mean? Is it “sacred,” as so many patriots claim? Is it even possible, or proper, for a secular celebration of a long-ago separatist war to be called “sacred”?

Certainly, the Fourth of July is understood worldwide to be at the heart of Americanism. It is understood to be a deeply held and fiercely celebrated day of patriotism. The almost unshakable habit of American exceptionalism, whereby with a wink and a patronizing nudge we tell the rest of the world, “we’re better than you” — this, I think, is one of the things that even our closest allies find most irritating about our country and countrymen.

But for one day in early July it’s accepted, maybe even expected. I work closely with people from all over the world, and I’ve noticed that as this day approaches they always say something like “Ah, the Fourth is coming up. Enjoy your cookout. Be careful with those fireworks. Don’t get too drunk. I’ll talk to you on the fifth.” And at least to my ears, they’re saying it warmly. Perhaps I’m imagining it, but I like to think they’re saying, “Your country deserves this day. You’ve earned it. Enjoy.”

Because there is something here to celebrate, regardless of whether you’re an American. What happened on July 4th, 1776 was, lest we forget, a metamorphosis for the human condition. Recent events like the Arab Spring seem to suggest that the struggle for self-determination is a natural, unstoppable progression. But it’s not. The action taken in Philadelphia on that day was a radical, dangerous departure. With the benefit of hindsight we know that the signers of the Declaration were on the right side of history. But from their perspective the most likely outcome must have seemed to have been: the gallows for them, shame and poverty for their families, and a swift crib-death for the idea of liberty.

So here we are. Thanks to the intelligence and bravery of those patriots, and to the skill, luck and pluck of the Continental soldiers who fought to enforce their Declaration, and to the intrepidness of all the warriors, statesmen and citizens to follow…we find ourselves in a position to celebrate our Fourth.

Are we celebrating it correctly? Are we doing it justice? Those questions go to the heart of this deconstruction. Some part of me — the part conditioned by seeing Labor Day and Veterans Day and Memorial Day celebrated with prices-slashed-beyond-belief mattress sales — wants to say no. I want to say that our cookouts and fireworks aren’t doing justice to the memory of a Declaration created in fire and blood.

But I’m rethinking that knee-jerk naysaying. I’m deconstructing it, if you will. Maybe only because I’m planning on a bit of that stereotypical bbq-ing and beer-drinking myself. Maybe I’m just excusing my own shallow behavior.

I don’t think so, though. Because it doesn’t feel shallow. It feels right and proper. It feels liberating. And liberation happily springs forth (Fourth?) from its root word, liberty.

This nation was forged and fought for, for nothing less than the liberty of its people. Its people should feel free to indulge that liberty, on this day if none other, with a sense of celebration. Its founders, I think, would smile upon that.

So enjoy your Fourth, your cookouts, your fireworks. See you on the fifth.

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RIP Andy Griffith (June 1 1926 – July 3 2012)

Fondest possible farewell to Andrew Samuel Griffith, favorite North Carolina son and favorite fictional North Carolina sheriff.

Stand-up comic, gospel singer, political activist. Not to mention actor, whose roles defined American television for decades.

But he wasn’t just Sheriff Taylor and Lawyer Ben Matlock. He was, by all accounts and by all evidence, as nice a guy as he played on TV. Make no mistake though, he was a talented actor who could handle complex, even dark roles with aplomb.

Want proof? Check out his film debut, A Face in the Crowd (1957). His character was decidedly not a nice guy, while his acting was astoundingly good. Awesome film, highly recommended.

And that’s how I choose to remember Andy Griffith: an outstanding human being with understated yet undeniable talent. He’s a cornerstone of American culture who’ll be greatly missed but also always with us.

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Update: Cthulhu still sleeps (for now)

It’s not a hard and fast rule, here at the Deconstruction; more of a rule of thumb. It goes like this: every six months or so, if you can’t think of anything else to write about, write about Cthulhu.

Cthulhu sleeps, you know. He sleeps a dreamless sleep in the depths of his sunken city of R’lyeh. And he waits. He waits until the stars align, at such time he will awake and arise, and then he will…

Yeah. You don’t want to know what comes next. Bad times, suffice it to say.

So assuming that the terror of the Great Old Ones wasn’t just the fever-dream of a mentally ill, racist writer, then let us take warning. Let us keep one eye on the deep, and if we see any roiling waters, any rising tentacles…well, I’m not sure what we should do then. Scream, I guess. Scream and scream and scream.

Until then, let us enjoy some more Cthulhu vids:

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Leonardo fading

Am I rearranging the Titanic’s deckchairs, by fretting over the condition of a 500 year-old drawing? With all that’s at stake in contemporary society, does art conservation really matter all that much?

Oh, but I’d argue: if our culture’s worth saving then so are its treasures. And among those treasures I’d count this, perhaps the most famous self-portrait in history: Leonard da Vinci as an old man.

After centuries of display throughout Italy, the chalk-on-paper drawing is deteriorating, suffering from “foxing,” or red blotchy discoloration, throughout its entire surface. It might be caused by fungi, or perhaps oxidation caused by exposure to sunlight (from 1929 until very recently it was mounted in the Savoy Royal Library, directly in front of an unfiltered window).

Thankfully, conservators are taking a cautious approach. The drawing has been locked in a vault while restoration plans are considered. Conventional restoration might do more harm than good, so nothing will be done until all consequences are completely understood. In the meantime, da Vinci’s self-portrait will not be displayed.

Here’s to a full and speedy recovery for Leonardo. He was one of history’s greatest geniuses, and he’s worth saving. Maybe we can’t stop the seas from rising, or our political and economic systems from self-destructing. But can we at least save our culture? That’s something, isn’t it?

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